Christian Pick Up Lines (120+ New for 2022)

Looking for the best clean Christian pick up lines to use? Whether you're looking for a cheesy way to break the ice or just want to have a good laugh, these lines are sure to do the trick! So what are you waiting for? Give them a try today!

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Top Christian Pick-Up Lines

You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.

I’d part the Red Sea for you.

I would part the Red Sea for you.

You’re the Ruth to my Boaz.

My favorite book is Proverbs, but I think you’re my favorite chapter.

I’d like to lay you down in the Garden of Eden and show you my apple.

You can be my Esther, and I’ll be your Mordecai.

I’d like to get you under the Old Testament.

You’re so hot, even Moses couldn’t resist you.

You make Abraham proud.

You bring new meaning to the term “holy cow!”

Noah was a lucky man – he got to take an ark full of animals with him. I’d be luckier if I could take you with me.

I’m not Joseph, but you can definitely put your hand in my coat pocket.

My love for you is like David and Goliath – unstoppable!

You could be my Delilah, and I could be your Samson.

You’re the yin to my yang.

I’d like to get Biblical with you.

I bet you’re Adam, because you are the first man I could ever love.

I’d follow you anywhere, even if you told me to walk into the desert for 40 years.

If I were a wise man, I’d want to be with you.

You make my heart race like a snowmobile racing over salt flats.

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Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.

My love for you is like a burning bush – it’s on fire but never consumed.

Do you mind if we walk in the Garden of Eden awhile? It’s getting kind of lonely here without you.

You have a face that would make even Moses want to stick around and chat.

You could be my Daniel in the lion’s den and I would still love you.

Even though we haven’t met yet, I feel like I already know you – Adam knew Eve.

I bet when you were a kid, you played Mary in your church’s nativity scene, didn’t you?

You have the kind of beauty that makes me want to sing “hallelujah.”

If I had a nickel for every time I thought of you, I’d have five cents.

You make my heart feel as light as a feather floating on the water.

I bet you would look great in a toga.

Do you mind if we share a prayer before we start talking?

If we were standing in front of the Garden of Eden, and I was Adam, would you be Eve?

You’re so beautiful, you could be one of God’s 10 commandments.

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Sometimes I feel great, sometimes I feel small, but only if I am by your side I feel like I am in heaven.

If kissing you were sin, I would walk happily through hell.

I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.

I don’t know if you noticed, but when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.

I just don’t feel called to celibacy.

Is your name virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.

Do you want to be accountability partners?

I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.

On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical considering they came from one.

Do you mind if we pray together before we start talking?

If I were a fly, I’d be all over you.

My love for you is like a rose – it’s beautiful and has thorns.

You make my heart feel as light as a feather floating on the water.

If there was such a time to get together, it's now.

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you...

My spiritual gift is my good looks, it lifts people's spirits.

My parents are home, wanna come over?

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Is your daddy a Pastor? Cause that body is preachhhing to the choir.

I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.

They Call Me God Of Thunder…I’m going to hammer you Dry!

You are the whole reason God invented boners.

I bet when you were a kid, you played Mary in your church’s nativity scene, didn’t you?

I think it’s cute when we’re in the car, and you turn down the music when a swear word is coming up.

I noticed that you have the bible app on your phone, So I can tell you’re a woman of the word.

I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.

Are you a Christian? because you look an awful lot like Eve.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.

My love for you is like a rose – it’s beautiful and has thorns.

I bet when you were a kid, you played Mary in your church’s nativity scene, didn’t you?

You could be my Daniel in the lion’s den and I would still love you.

If I were a wise man, I’d want to be with you.

I bet when you were a kid, you played Mary in your church’s nativity scene, didn’t you?

Do you mind if we share a prayer before we start talking?

You are the light of my life.

I can’t wait to see your body of Christ. When you gonna ask me to church?

Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.

My love for you is like a rose – it’s beautiful and has thorns.

I’d like to get to know you better… in the Biblical sense.

Are you a Christian? because you look an awful lot like Eve.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.

My love for you is like a rose – it’s beautiful and has thorns.

I bet when you were a kid, you played Mary in your church’s nativity scene, didn’t you?

Do you mind if we share a prayer before we start talking?

You are the light of my life.

Look, you're nearly 22. Most Christians are three years into marriage by now…just settle for me.

You… complete me. That is after Jesus completes me. You’re like the gluten in my communion bread.

Do you know what the temple veil and I have in common? We’re both ripped.

Let me check out your tag — yep, just what I thought. “Made in Heaven.”

I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parent's basement, but I swear to you I’m storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.

I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you tonight. 

Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.

Hey girl, God commands us to be fruitful and multiply. What do you say?

Let me put the holy kiss on you.

God's telling me we should be together.

I heard God called, wanted us to get together.

It's just the holy spirit and us tonight.

My spirit led me to you.

I just had a divine revelation, we should be together.

God does perform miracles, you're here.

You're the best bible verse I can think of.

There's a holy spirit burning inside me, for you.

Let's have bible study and chill.

Enough bread, let's wine and dine.

Angels flew over you just now.

Is your name faith?

You have the ability to lift people's spirits, just like you did mine.

Hey girl, you must be Egyptian because I’m a slave for you.

I don’t know if you noticed but, when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.

My love for you is like a rose – it’s beautiful and has thorns.

I’d like to get to know you better… in the Biblical sense.

If I were a Pharisee, I’d thank God every day that I wasn’t born beautiful, because then I’d never have met you.

I just have this feeling that God put us both on the same mission trip for a reason.

Me and You … Song of Songs … the remix!

I’m not usually prophetic but I can totally see us together!

Do you mind if we sit down and talk about our mutual love for Jesus Christ?

Can you touch me so I can tell my friends and family I was touched by an angel?

Let’s be like Noah and do this as a pair!

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.

My dad thinks you’re hot, so you have his approval.

You may not be perfect, but God thinks you’re to die for!

How do you like your eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized?

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

Is your name Grace? Because you’re amazing.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you've got FINE written all over you.

On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or cuddling with me?

Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want to roast marshmallows on you.

Are we, like, married now?

My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.

I'm not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

I would tell you you're cute, but someone else probably did that already, so you describe yourself in three emojis instead!

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

Is your name Google? Because you’re the answer to everything I’ve been searching for.

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you've got FINE written all over you.

Wrap Up!

Whether you’re looking for a clever way to break the ice with someone or just want to make a joke, these Christian pickup lines can help you do that in a fun and lighthearted way. Wish you all the best!

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