Top Nerdy Pick Up Lines (150+ New for 2022)

Looking for the best nerdy pick up lines to use? Nerdy pickup lines can be cheesy, but sometimes they can also be really sweet and charming. If you're looking for a way to score some points with that special someone, why not try using one of these nerdy pickup lines?

Just make sure you know your audience – not everyone is going to appreciate a good Lord of the Rings reference!

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Top nerdy pick-up lines

Are you a computer scientist? Because you’re the apple of my eye.

Do you like science fiction or fantasy? Because I’ve got a whole universe in my pants.

Forget Romeo and Juliet, we can make our own story.

Nice set of 64’s you’ve got there. Wanna hear my 8-bit music?

I want to be the thread that ties your body and soul together.

You must be a Higgs boson because you make my heart feel heavy.

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you — drinks this week?

I’d tell you you’re cute, but someone else probably did that already, so you describe yourself in three words.

Your eyes are as blue as my monitor's.

You must be integral because I want to spend some time with you.

You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.

Hey baby, call me Harry Potter because there's a broom stick in my pocket.

You’re so hot that you managed to melt the elastics in my underwear.

You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct usage of grammar.

I think I’ve discovered my supersymmetric partner in you.

Call me Harry Potter because I don't think professor Snape could Severus apart.

Is it hot in here or is it jus the holy spirit burning inside?

Hey girl, is there a science room nearby? Because the chemistry is going up in here.

Let's go to my room and experience my gamma ray burst.

Don't press delete on me if you see something pop up.

Let's go ahead and select all your clothes and press delete.

I think I need vitamin me and you.

Wanna exchange genetic information?

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You're adding a lot of meaning to my life.

I'll do your math homework for a date.

You're one well defined function.

My favorite element is ME-N-U

I'm feeling a strong connection, we must be magnets.

Is there a chemistry room nearby? I'm sensing chemistry here.

We could be a homologous pair.

Your body heat is reacting to my thermonuclear reactor.

You have the nicest arc length.

We can be the hottest computer geeks together.

Are you square root of 1? Because you're impossible to find.

You are like a Rubik's cube, impossible to solve and beautiful at the same time.

Let's form a covalent bond together.

Let's form an exothermic bond together.

I must be a diamond now because you just gave me a hardness of 10.

Whenever you and I get together, it's like a superposition of 2 waves in phase.

Every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.

Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.

Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.

Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?

You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.

We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.

My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.

Are you a high test score? Because I just want to take you home and show you to my parents.

I’ve got my ion you, baby.

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Do you like making out? Because I’m an expert at it.

I’d say you’re the bomb, but that could turn into a lethal conversation.

Let’s exchange fermions and make some love.

You had me at “Hello world.”

Don't worry, I have a condom on me...boson!

Come with me; let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.

I’ve got my ion you, baby.

Talk nerdy to me.

Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.

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Nerdy science pick-up lines

I’d like to test the theory that kissing you would be electrifying.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe

Are you quantum mechanics? Because I’d like to get to know you better on a subatomic level.

Are you an electron? Because I feel attracted to you.

Are you carbon dating? Because I want to date you.

I’d tell you you’re cute, but someone else probably did that already, so you describe yourself in three words instead.

I’d ask if you’re a carbon sample, but I bet you’re too old for me.

My love for you is like the universe… infinite and ever-expanding.

I’m not a scientist, but I think you and me could make beautiful music together.

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Are we fated to be together? Let’s find out with a kissing experiment!

You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.

If we were both atoms, would you be my electron and orbit my nucleus?

Damn, girl… are you the speed of light? Because you’re giving me relativity.

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.

You must be a black hole because you suck me in no matter how hard I try to resist.

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My love for you is like an infinite loop… it has no beginning and no end.

On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.

Our love is like a strong force… it holds us together.

I’d tell you how hot you are, but someone else probably did that already, so you describe yourself in three words instead.

Are we fated to be together? Let’s find out with a kissing experiment!

You may not be the best-looking thing here, but beauty is only skin deep. I’d rather have a conversation with you than look at someone else.

I’m not a scientist, but I think you and I could make beautiful music together.

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Are you a UFO? Because you just abducted my heart.

You must be a black hole because you suck me in no matter how hard I try to resist.

My love for you is like an infinite loop… it has no beginning and no end.

Nerdy math pick-up lines

Math is the language of love, and these math pick-up lines are sure to make your special someone feel loved!

I’d be happy to multiply your numbers any day!

Are you at a 90-degree angle? ‘Cause, you’re looking right!

I’d like to take you for a square root!

You add up to my perfect number!

Our love is like pi, never-ending!

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I’d be intrigued to explore your fractals!

My love for you is like the universe… always expanding!

I find you quite attractive… would you be interested in some mutual attraction?

You’re so hot, my calculus can’t handle it!

Wanna couple up and do some binary counting? 1111111111…

What’s your sine? Because it must be 0°!

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you — drinks this week?

If we were at home on a rainy day, cuddling on the couch, what would we have for lunch? Pizza and ______ (your favorite food).

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If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.

Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

Hey babe, did you know on the periodic table is uranium. Then it says, U-N-Me.

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Is it hot in here or is it just the holy spirit?

If we were at home on a rainy day, cuddling on the couch, what would we have for lunch? Pizza and _____ (your favorite food).

Damn, you have a pretty high IQ! What’s your number?

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date then?

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe

If I were a transfinite number, I’d be aleph-null — because you make my world go round!

I don’t need a calculator to know how much I love you!

Do you want to see my calculus homework? It’s got your name all over it!

Hey gorgeous, can I interest you in some division? You bring the denominator and I’ll bring the… umm… numerator?

Are you a 30-60-90 triangle? Because you’re perfect!

We’re like two parallel lines… we’ll never meet but we can dream!

Do you want to be my partner in crime? I think we could make some beautiful music together!

Hey gorgeous, can I interest you in some division? You bring the denominator and I’ll bring the… umm… numerator?

Nerdy Literature pick up lines

"Don't worry, I'm not stalking you. I'm just following my dreams."

"I'd tell you you're beautiful, but someone else probably did that already, so you describe what you're wearing instead."

"I'll gladly share my blanket with you if you share your copy of War and Peace with me."

"What's a perfect gentleman like myself doing without your phone number?"

"Do you mind if I sit here? My mother always told me to follow my dreams."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."

"Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"I'm sorry, were you talking to me? I only hear how beautiful you are."

"On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or cuddling with me?"

"Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?"

"What's your biggest turn-on?"

"What's your biggest turn-off?"

"Do you like bacon?"

"What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?"

"What's your favorite position?"

"Do you want to come over and watch Netflix with me?"

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet."

"Are those Space Invaders panties?"

"I'd say you're the bomb, but that could turn into lethal conversation."

"If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast?"

Conclusion

So, the next time you’re at a bar or party and want to impress that special someone, try using one of these nerdy pick-up lines. And who knows? You might just end up with a date for your next science fiction convention.

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