Pokemon Pick Up Lines (150+ New for 2022)

Looking for the best Pokemon pick up lines to use for a Pokemon fan that you know? When you're trying to catch 'em all, sometimes you need a little help. And what better way to catch the attention of your desired Pokemon than with a clever pickup line? Whether you're looking for love or just some extra candy, we've got the perfect line for you! 

Check out our list of hilarious and cheesy pickup lines that are sure to get a laugh (or maybe even a poke!). Who knows, you might just find your true love while catching some rare Pokemon!

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Best Pokemon Pick Up Lines

I would Pikachu for you.

You must be Jynx, because you make my heart skip a beat.

Are you a Pokemon? Because you just caught my eye.

Are you an electrode? Because you give me a shock every time I touch you!

Are you a Gastly? Because you make my heart float away…

If I were a Charmander, would you be my fire stone?

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You must be a Ditto, because I want to transform into you!

You may have to catch them all, but I only have to catch you.

Are we in Kanto or Johto? Because I’d love to explore your world with you!

Hey there cutie, can I add you to my pokedex?

On a scale from Bulbasaur to Squirtle, you’re definitely Charmander!

Are you a Pokemon? Because I would love to catch you and take you home with me!

Hey there good lookin’, wanna come and help me evolve?

You must be an Eevee, because you’re so beautiful and versatile!

Are you a Pokemon? Because I think we could have a real blast together!

Hey gorgeous, are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe!

Damn, you have a PikaCUTE-face!

Are you a Pokemon? Because I would love to battle with you!

I’d love to teach you a few things… starting with some moves in the bedroom!

Are we in Cerulean City? Because baby, you’re a 10 out of 10!

On a scale from Charmander to Charizard, you’re definitely a Charizard!

Are you sure you’re not a Pokemon? Because I would love to catch and keep you!

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I’d like to Rock Slide all the way through your Dark Cave.

When I look at you, my Metapod can’t get any harder.

You are Starmie and I am Staryu because we belong together.

Can I Squirtle in your Meowth?

You are Starmie and I am Staryu because we belong together.

How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?

I think I'm going to need a Burn Heal because you're hot.

How about you use REST, so i can sleep with you.

I’d like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.

Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

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You remind me of Pokemon. I just want to Pikachu.

Damn girl, I think I need a Parlyz Heal, Because you’re stunning.

I’m like a Ditto. I’ll be anything you want me to be.

Do you want to play my Poke Flute?

My love burns for you like the fire on a Typhlosion’s back.

I bought you an everstone, because I love you just the way you are.

Do you want to LICKILICKY my sticky ickiness?

My Gyarados is large enough for you to ride it at any time of day or night.

You must be a stunning young lady. Because I’d like to put my Onix in your Cloyster.

Why don’t you and I return to my gym and compete naked?

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I’ve got Masterballs baby.

Do you wanna play my Poke Flute?

I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you’re stunning.

I want to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs.

I’ll use ROCK CLIMB in your Fortress.

The name is cock…er, brock…wait, did I say that correctly?

The only master ball that I have is for you.

Poke balls have nothing on how mine feel.

Forget using my master ball, you're the only good catch I know.

You're like Pokemon baby, I have to get all of you.

You're such a good catch, you're like Pikachu.

Let's rock polish and Pokeballs tonight.

The only ho I see is Hoenn Region.

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Hey girl, you're like Rare Candy.

Hey baby, wanna battle my poke balls?

I wanna spread honey on your Forretress.

I want your moo moo milk.

Let's squirtle squirt tonight.

I'd give back Charizard's tail for you.

Squirtle isn’t the only one that knows how to use a water pistol.

I’d like to fill you with my Seeds.

It’s a good thing I’m a Pokémon trainer since your Jigglypuffs are in good hands with me!

Did you read this weekend's forecast? Cloudy with a chance of Squirtle.

Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.

You’re more beautiful than a Beautifly.

Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky.

If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you’d win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.

Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy.

You are Starmie and I am Staryu because we belong together.

Are you a Magnemite? Because I’m attracted to you.

I heard Meowth's not the only mischievious pussy in town.

Are you an Aerodactyl? Because I have a feeling we could really take flight together!

Are you a Pokemon? Because I know we could have a real blast together!

Hey cutie, wanna come and help me evolve?

Are you sure you’re not a Machamp? Because you’ve got all my love handles!

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Funny Pokemon Pick-Up Lines

Do you want to add your phone number to my PokeNav database?

I’d need an Ice Heal just to hang out with you because you’re so cool.

Do you think you’re a Flareon? You’re a sexy fox, after all.

You’re so cute I could just Squirtle!

Don’t worry, I have a Pikachu.

I can Bulbasaur you any day.

You make my heart race like a Machamp.

You’re the Pikachu to my Ash.

Your smile is sweeter than sweet berries.

Do you want to come over to my place and help me evolve my Eevee?

If you were a Pokemon, you’d be a Pikachu because you’re so damn cute.

My Metapod used Harden after I saw you, girl.

Do you want me to squirtle you, right?

Do you want to take a ride on my Em-pole?

I wish I was your Charmander so I could be at your side always.

You must be a Ditto because you Transform my life.

Yveltal is red, Xerneas is blue, Fennekin is gorgeous, But not as gorgeous as you!

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Cute Pokemon Pick-Up Lines

Do you like Pokemon?

Because I think you're Pikachu-ng my heart.

I would love to battle with you – in bed.

You make my heart race faster than a Rapidash.

Care for a little Snorlax on your face?

Do you know you literally gave me a Cubone

Would you like to play my Poke Flute?

Do you know what would look good on me? Mew.

My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke's tail!

Baby, I'm an egg incubator. Keep me going 'til I'm ready to hatch and I'm ready to date ya.

I'd like to take a good Pik-at-chu.

Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy.

You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.

Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky.

Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.

You've got the lips of a Jynx!

My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night.

Conclusion

Overall there are many ways to break the ice, or just want to make your friends laugh, try out one of these pokemon pick up lines. And who knows? You might actually meet "the one" while trading cards at the park. Just be sure to keep your wits about you, and don't get too attached to that Charizard you've been coveting.

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