Cheesy Pick Up Lines (200+ New LOL's for 2022)

Do you want to hear a joke? A cheese and pick-up line. Get it, because they're both cheesy? No? Ok, We'll go away then. Laughs awkwardly. Jokes aside, though, pickup lines can be pretty entertaining. 

Whether you're using them on your friends as a way to break the ice or using them on a crush to try and score some points, they always seem to bring a smile to people's faces. 

And let's be honest – who doesn't love cheesiness overload every once in a while? Check out some of the best cheesy pickup lines below!

Try one of the funny pick up lines at a bar, online (Tinder, Snapchat, Instagram, Bumble, and many other online dating platforms). A cheesy pick up line is the best way to break the ice with someone!

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Best Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Do you like cheese? Would you like to brie with me?

Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Do you play soccer? You look like a keeper.

You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least interesting thing about you. I’d love to know more.

Do you come here often? No? Well, I’d like to change that.

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

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I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Are you http? Because without you I’m just ://

Did you fall in a pile of sugar? You’re looking super sweet.

I have this funny feeling. Oh wait it's just love.

I just bought life insurance because my heart is stopping looking at you.

We're about to be this week's hottest single couple.

My happiest place on earth will be in your arms.

Can I walk past again or do you not believe in Twin Flames yet?

All my prayers just got answered.

I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

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Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

Are you a gardener? I like your tulips.

What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?

You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Are you German? I’d like to be Ger-man!

Are you a library? Because I'm totally checking you out.

I lost my buddies bet that you weren't amazingly good looking.

Are you Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.

Something's wrong with my heart. Or is it just you?

I heard you can't bring your own snacks to the movies. Guess we can't go.

Can I get your number for insurance purposes?

God called, there's a missing angel.

You look like my next girlfriend.

Hey girl, you're Optimus FINE.

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

I think your number will be safer in my phone than in your head.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.

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I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.

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If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?

I bet my number sounds nicer than yours. Wanna hear it?

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is if I got to know you.

I don’t know which is prettier today—the weather, or your eyes.

I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

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I’m writing a phone book, can I get your number?

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.

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Cheesy Pick Up Lines for Guys

You know what they say, the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. So, if you want to make a guy fall for you, try feeding him some of these cheesy pickup lines!

Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?

I don’t know which is prettier today—the weather, or your eyes.

I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

You must be the guy who’s going to get me a drink.

I’d tell you you’re cute, but someone else probably did that already, so you describe yourself in three adjectives.

If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast?

Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.

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What’s a perfect gentleman like myself doing without your phone number?

I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.

One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come and say hello.

I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.

If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is if I got to know you.

Funny Pick Up Lines That Are Cheesy

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

I see you’re serving a life sentence for being sexy, but that’s OK, I like a bad girl/boy.

Do you know what I have in common with the Little Mermaid? We both want to be part of your world.

A three-day weekend is coming up. Are you a) heading for the mountains b) going to the beach c) sleeping till noon d) partying all night?

Heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad at everything.” blink instead of wink

Hey, you’re beautiful. Can I tell you that again next Saturday over dinner?

You must drive all the guys crazy.

Are your parents' bakers? They sure made a cutie pie.

You’re seriously hot. And I’m seriously happy we matched.

Do you have an Instagram? My mom always told me to follow my dreams.

I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

Just tell me you don’t clap after your plane lands, and we can go ahead and get married.

Forget hydrogen. You should be the number one element!

Are you my last 1099 check? Because I want 100% of you.

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Cheesy Pokemon pick up lines

Are we in Kanto or Johto? Because I’d love to explore your world with you!

Hey there cutie, can I add you to my pokedex?

On a scale from Bulbasaur to Squirtle, you’re definitely Charmander!

Are you a Pokemon? Because I would love to catch you and take you home with me!

Hey there good lookin’, wanna come and help me evolve?

You must be an Eevee, because you’re so beautiful and versatile!

Are you a Pokemon? Because I think we could have a real blast together!

Hey gorgeous, are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe!

Damn, you have a PikaCUTE-face!

Are you a Pokemon? Because I would love to battle with you!

I’d love to teach you a few things… starting with some moves in the bedroom!

Are we in Cerulean City? Because baby, you’re a 10 out of 10!

On a scale from Charmander to Charizard, you’re definitely a Charizard!

Are you sure you’re not a Pokemon? Because I would love to catch and keep you!

Cringe and Cheesy Pick Up Lines

You’re like the Renaissance after the Dark Ages. You light up my world!

I Have 4 Percent Battery Remaining. I Chose To Message You. Did I Choose Wisely?

Hi, I'm sorry if this is too forward, but you're really cute and I just wanted to say something.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Hey gorgeous, can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you've got FINE written all over you.

You might not be the best-looking girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

Do you have a band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

Forget about pick-up lines, now is the time for pick-up logs! (hug)

Can I borrow your phone? I need to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

If you could be any comic book character, who would you be?

Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Cheesy Pick Up Lines for Girls

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I try walking by again?

I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back.

I was going to say something really sweet about you, but when I saw you, I became speechless.

Are you any good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.

I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.

Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.

Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.

When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?

I saw you walking by and I had to come say hello. I love your style. My name’s (your name).

I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did.

You must be a contract because you'd be the FINE print.

Life without you is like a broken pencil, pointless.

All these guys are jealous of me because I'm talking to you.

I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Trust me, I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

I’m surprised the restaurant/bar/etc. hasn’t asked you to leave yet. You’re so beautiful you’re making all the other girls look bad.

Cheesy nerdy pick-up lines

Are you a computer scientist? Because you’re the apple of my eye.

Do you like science fiction or fantasy? Because I’ve got a whole universe in my pants.

Forget Romeo and Juliet, we can make our own story.

Nice set of 64’s you’ve got there. Wanna hear my 8-bit music?

I want to be the thread that ties your body and soul together.

You must be a Higgs boson because you make my heart feel heavy.

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you — drinks this week?

I’d tell you you’re cute, but someone else probably did that already, so you describe yourself in three words.

Your eyes are as blue as my monitor's.

You must be integral because I want to spend some time with you.

You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.

Hey baby, call me Harry Potter because there's a broom stick in my pocket.

You’re so hot that you managed to melt the elastics in my underwear.

You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct usage of grammar.

I think I’ve discovered my supersymmetric partner in you.

Call me Harry Potter because I don't think professor Snape could Severus apart.

Is it hot in here or is it jus the holy spirit burning inside?

Hey girl, is there a science room nearby? Because the chemistry is going up in here.

Super cheesy Star Wars pick up lines

I'd like to get my Jedi on with you.

You're the droid I've been looking for.

Are you a Wookie? Because you're a catch!

Baby, you make my blaster feel much larger than it actually is.

Tonight, this Han does not want to fly Solo.

I can’t help it—I am trapped in the gravitational field of your eyes.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda who? Baby, Yoda one that I want.

You R2 beautiful.

If I’m Han Solo, can you be my Chewbacca? Because I Chews you.

Well, aren’t you just a rebel… you stole my heart when you walked through the door.

Conclusion

The bottom line is, that cheesy pickup lines may work sometimes, but using them consistently isn’t the best strategy. If you want to score a date with someone special, try being genuine and authentic instead.  Who knows? You might just end up with a relationship that lasts longer than one night. 

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