Top Petty Instagram Captions to Use (2022)

Petty Instagram captions you can use for yourself. Whether you're posting a story or posting an image, you'll need a good caption to go along with the story you're trying to tell your friends and family.

If you're stuck and looking for a new Instagram caption, try the list of ideas included in the article below.

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1. Petty captions for your Instagram pictures and selfies

Here are some petty captions for your posts and selfies:

  • To be a queen, I don't require a king.
  • You may address me as queen bee.
  • An innocent face always has a wild edge to it.
  • Achy today. powerful tomorrow.
  • Life isn't flawless. However, mine is!
  • Opinions from others don't matter if you're truly pleased.
  • I am aware of how fortunate I am to be so adorable.
  • Before anybody else, I am Mine.

2. Petty captions for your Instagram haters

Here are some petty captions for your Instagram haters:

  • Be enthusiastic. Be upbeat. Be appealing.
  • Believe in yourself- you were placed here for a specific purpose by God.
  • Now, don't stop me!
  • People dislike you because of how others view you.
  • Take all this nonsense you told me back, please.
  • When you reach a certain age, you understand that all you need for a happy life is a grin!
  • And that is the life I have!
  • This is what motivates me to continue!
  • Too bad a personality flaw can't be altered with Photoshop!
  • We are all created in God's likeness!
  • We shouldn't cheer each other on when we succeed or have jealousy toward one another!

3. Petty Instagram captions for ex-relationship

Here are some petty captions for ex:

  • Do or die. This is easy.
  • Why are people so complicated in life?
  • You can say anything, I like to be myself.
  • I'm a little bit of a hurricane and some sunshine.
  • It doesn't imply you have to stay inside your bounds- it just means you have to move carefully.
  • So, please don't hold it against me.
  • I'll do anything twice and snap a photo even if you tell me not to.
  • Your behavior is determined by your goals!
  • Life continues.
  • If you don't stand up for yourself first, no one else will do it for you!
  • Relax and recognize your worth!

4. Petty Instagram captions for your false friends

Here are some captions for your fake friends:

  • Fake buddies are like fake coins. They have two faces and are useless.
  • When the appropriate person gives you a hug at the right time, it feels like nirvana!
  • I've been contemplating a caption for the last five minutes, and this is it- I'm not here to make friends.
  •  Choose real ones, or you could simply be a complete loser and allow others to treat you badly for the rest of your life.

5. Petty Instagram captions that are clever

Here are some clever Instagram captions.

  • Not everyone who smiles at you likes you.
  • Never lose faith in yourself. But I will have faith in myself.
  • Be bold. arouse their interest
  • Concentrate on success not on a gossip.
  • Only fools discuss others.
  • I don't mind if you don't like me since I doubt that you feel the same way about yourself.
  • I don't dress nicely to make you impressed.
  • I may be prosperous without being well-known.
  • I don't mind when people who don't know me well think less of me.
  • The best vengeance is not to exact any.
  • You are the problem maker if you believe that I am the issue.

How to pick a good Instagram caption

Here's how to pick the best Instagram caption for your post:

  1. Consider the setting. A great caption is going to cause a visceral reaction to your viewer. This is a type of emotional response. Typically, it will be a positive response. For example, a shiver is a visceral response.
  2. Choose something that matches you. When picking a caption, make sure that you're choosing a caption that matches your overall profile theme. Having a consistent message or tone to your posts will help to grow your following.
  3. Keep it short. A short and sweet caption is going to have a longer impact than a long story. Extremely long captions for Instagram are only great for those who want to tell a deep story and increase their engagement. Generally, the shorter the caption, the better. For example, a short quote is going to perform better than a 500-word caption.

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