Top Toxic Instagram Captions to Use (2022)

Toxic Instagram captions you can use for yourself. Whether you're posting a story or posting an image, you'll need a good caption to go along with the story you're trying to tell your friends and family.

If you're stuck and looking for a new Instagram caption, try the list of ideas included in the article below.

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Best Toxic Captions for Instagram

  • I'm not here to fit into your world, I'm here to create my own.
  • I'm too busy living my best life to worry about your opinion of me.
  • I'm not a second choice, I'm a first-class original.
  • You can't control me, I'm uncontrollably fabulous.
  • I'm not bossy, I'm the boss.
  • I'm not a trend, I'm a classic.
  • My life, my rules.
  • Do me or do without me.
  • If you don't like my attitude, feel free to walk away from it.
  • Keep your opinions to yourself and your compliments to me.
  • I'm not bossy, I'm the boss.
  • I'm not a feminist, but I do believe in the power of women.
  • A woman is incredibly strong, and you won't know how resilient she is until you put her through tough times.
  • As a woman, I have my own thoughts and questions that I want to share with the world. If people think I'm beautiful or strong, that's their opinion - but it doesn't define me.
  • You will not determine my story - I will.
  • There's something about a woman with a loud mind that scares men.
  • The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
  • I'm not happy unless I'm miserable.
  • I'm not going to sugarcoat it, I'm not your friend, I'm not here to make you feel good about yourself, I'm here to tell you the hard truth.
  • I'm not living, I'm just existing.
  • You're nothing, you're nobody, and nobody will ever love you.
  • You're worthless, you're pathetic, and you'll never amount to anything.
  • I'm not happy unless I'm making other people unhappy.
  • I'm not happy unless I'm causing drama.
  • I'm not happy unless I'm starting arguments.
  • Nobody likes you, nobody wants to be around you, and you're always going to be alone.
  • You're never going to be good enough, so you might as well give up now.
  • I'm not happy unless I'm being manipulative.
  • I'm not happy unless I'm being selfish.
  • The world would be a better place without you in it.
  • You're ugly, you're stupid, and you'll never amount to anything.
  • I'm not happy unless I'm being dishonest.
  • I'm not happy unless I'm being two-faced.
  • You're always going to be a failure, so you might as well get used to it.
  • I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a bucket of water, I'd probably just drink the water.
  • You're so bad looking that when you threw a boomerang it did not want to come back.
  • You're so stupid, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
  • If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
  • I'm not saying you're fat, but it looks like your stomach is in love with your ass.
  • You're so poor, I saw you kicking a can down the street and I asked if you were out of work.
  • You're so ugly, when you walked into the bank they gave you a loan.
  • If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
  • Your momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said 'to be continued.'

How to pick a good Instagram caption

Here's how to pick the best Instagram caption for your post:

  1. Consider the setting. A great caption is going to cause a visceral reaction to your viewer. This is a type of emotional response. Typically, it will be a positive response. For example, a shiver is a visceral response.
  2. Choose something that matches you. When picking a caption, make sure that you're choosing a caption that matches your overall profile theme. Having a consistent message or tone to your posts will help to grow your following.
  3. Keep it short. A short and sweet caption is going to have a longer impact than a long story. Extremely long captions for Instagram are only great for those who want to tell a deep story and increase their engagement. Generally, the shorter the caption, the better. For example, a short quote is going to perform better than a 500-word caption.

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