Totally Funny Pick-up Lines for Her (LOL in 2023)

Looking for funny pick-up lines to tell her? If you're a guy looking for funny pick-up lines for a girl, you've come to the right place. A pick-up line can be a great way to start a conversation. And depending on your personality and the pick-up line you choose, can allude to the type of person that you are.

Using a pick-up line is a great way to break the ice between two people. To use a pick-up line effectively, make sure that you're using the line on someone who already shows interest in you. From there, the line is all you'll need to succeed.

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Funny pick-up lines to use on her at work

If all men were considered dogs, I would want to be put up for adoption.

I have lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

Are you sure you aren't asthma? Because you are taking my breath away.

If there were no gravity, I would still be falling for you.

Do you know YouTube? Because I want you TU BE my GF.

Do you know why they call it a courtship? Because there is U and I in it.

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Funny pick-up lines to use on her at the bar

You must have fallen from heaven, because I hear God is looking for his lost angel.

I was studying the stars last night and I came to the conclusion that none of them shine as bright as you.

If all men are trash, would you like to take me out?

Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can swear that I can see myself in your pants.

You must be tired. Because you've been running through my mind all day.

You must be considered insomnia, because I think about you all the time and I can't sleep.

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Super funny pick-up lines to use on her at school

Can you call me a candle so you can blow me out?

If you were a booger, I would pick you second; but eat you first.

Have you ever said the word boom? Because you're dynamite in my ears.

Are you Snickers? Because you really look like you could satisfy me.

Could you be postal mail so I could lick your stamp?

Do you think your parents would give you the stamp of approval on me? Or should I walk by again?

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Generally funny-pick up lines to use for girls

I may not be Rapunzel. But I do like getting my hair pulled.

Did you know that if you were a vegetable that you would be a CUTEcumber?

Are you my homework? Because I would like to slam you on the table all night long.

Are you a snowflake? Because you're unique and when I touch you, I get shivers.

If you were a church, I would get down on my knees right now.

Hey is it Christmas already? Because all I want is you.

Did you know my day wasn't going as well until I saw you?

Are you a song? Because you're a top hit.

You must be Shrek because I just fell head OGRE heels for you.

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Funny pick-up lines to use on her on dating applications

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Are you a mixing machine? Because all I want is for you to grind me.

You must be the Hogwarts Express. Because every time that I see you I feel like I'm headed somewhere magical.

Are you a beaver? Because DAM!

Hey honey I am home. Oh sorry, I forgot that this was the present and that you're not my wife yet.

Are you Snickers? Because you look like the best snack.

Do you have a father figure? Because I'm here to tell you that I'm ready to be your daddy.

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