Unique Minecraft Pickup Lines (Sweet and Cheesy for 2022)

Looking for Minecraft pick up lines? Minecraft is a blocky, pixelated world where you can build anything your imagination desires. If someone who loves Minecraft has their eyes on you and wants to get close enough for some witty pick-up lines then know the game well enough because those skills will come in handy!

Here are over one hundred pick-up lines directly from the game that will make anyone smile, even if they don’t play Minecraft.

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Best Hilarious Minecraft Pickup Lines

Do you want to make a good first impression and amaze people by coming up with witty pick-up lines that will make them smile? So below are the top Minecraft pick-up lines.

Your smile is almost as radiant as the sun.

If you were a Minecraft block, you’d be diamond because you’re precious and rare.

I’d like to take you home and show you my Nether Portal.

You could say we have a connection that is enderman proof.

My love for you is as big as the WorldEdit selection box.

If I were a Creeper, I’d hisssssss you.

If you were a block of obsidian, I’d mine you all day long.

You could say we have a connection that is enderman proof.

My love for you is as big as the WorldEdit selection box.

If I were a Creeper, I’d hissss you.

Can I be your Enderman and take you away.

Are you a creeper? Because you make my heart explode

You’re the sun in Minecraft and I’m a zombie. You light me on fire!

Are you a good builder? Wanna build a relationship?

You must be a health potion because when I’m with you my hearts are always full.

I heard Herobrine lost his eyes looking for you.

My face might be up here but my diamond sword is down here.

I'm into you as if you're diamond armor.

Like golden apples? Come over to my home.

Are you a redstone torch? Because you make my piston extend.

You must be lava cause you are extremely hot.

Could you be my lever? So you can always turn me on.

I wish I could pick you up in my arms and fly away with you like elytra.

I don’t need a golden apple to feel lucky because I have you.

I’d build a castle for you, baby.

You can be my Steve and I can be your Alex.

I’d go mining for you, anything for you.

Redstone is red. Lapis is blue. I would give up my chest just to be with you.

I got a pickaxe. Could you be mine to craft?

Are you the End? Because you’re out of this world!

My pickaxe is so happy! Are you a diamond ore?

You know, you are my TNT. You always blow me away.

Are you a light source? Because you’re keeping all my monsters away!

You’re so hot, I bet you could make obsidian melt!

You are my sweet treasure, the one I want to find.

I would fight a ghast in order to hold you tight.

Your smile is almost as radiant as the sun.

If you were a Minecraft block, you’d be a diamond because you’re precious and rare.

You look opti-FINE tonight.

Let’s go back to my place, I will show you my biome.

You’re hotter than my PC after 8 hours of Minecraft.

Are you a witch? Because I’m under your spell.

I must be gravel because I’m falling for you.

I’d like to take you home and show you my Nether Portal.

You must be a tree farm because I'm getting wood.

You could say we have a connection that is enderman-proof.

My love for you is as big as the WorldEdit selection box.

If I were a Creeper, I’d hissssss you.

You make my heart race like an ender dragon.

Hey! Are you wild as the wolf? Because I would love to be your partner.

Are you Steve? Because you’re so cute

Are you a hacker? Because you hacked my heart.

Are you a diamond pickaxe? Because I’m harder than obsidian

Are you the nether? Because you’re hot

I’m like a zombie and you’re like the sun.. You light me on fire.

Are you Minecraft fence?Because I can’t get over you.

You’re so hot, I bet you could make obsidian melt!

You are my sweet treasure, the one I want to find.

I would fight a ghast in order to hold you tight.

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Funny Minecraft Pick Up Lines

If you’re looking for a laugh, try out some of these funny Minecraft pick-up lines:

You are thinner than average!

Hey, You! We'd make great supporting characters in the film Monster's, Inc.

You and I, let’s explore new territory together!

You’re so hot, my pickaxe is mining for diamonds just thinking about you.

Don’t worry, I have a potion of invisibility if you want to take me on a date without your friends knowing.

Come over to my dirt house and lets get dirty.

Hey darling, I'll be your Minecraft ore.

You must be a glowstone because you light up my world.

You want to go strip mining?

Are you a bone meal? Because you make my wood grow!

Are you a TNT? I'm going to explode!

If you are a diamond mine, I would like to dig all night.

You must be made out of coal, because you’re smoking hot!

I don’t need a golden apple, you already make me feel like I have regeneration.

My love for you is like a creeper, never-ending and destructive.

I’d dig for you baby, all day and all night.

I’m growing! Thank you, my bonemeal.

What do you have in common with a pressure plate? You turn it on.

Are you a pig? Because I wanna ride you.

Is this game on love mode?

If you are good in the Minecraft world, I need your seed!

Are you slime? Because you make my piston sticky.

I get the “Getting Wood” achievement whenever I see you.

Hey! Do you have a Pickaxe? Because I am obsidian-hard.

I’m a pig… You’ve got a saddle… What are we waiting for?

Hey! Do you want to come to my place for playing Minecraft? I am good and digging.

Your value is above all the diamonds of Minecraft.

Hey! What will you do alone on this creeper winter night?

Are you Steve? Just asking. I like cute boys.

If you were a block of obsidian, I would spend eternity mining for you.

You’re so beautiful, I’d build a statue of you in my house.

You must be made of Cobblestone, because you’re hard as a rock.

I’d Dig for you baby, all day and all night.

You could pass as a skeleton because you're so thin!

Your eyes remind me of the ocean at night.

Are you a blaze? Because you’re on fire!

I heard Herobrine lost his eyes looking for you.

You have survival mode powers, because you turned me on.

It’s unhealthy to always sit like that. Let’s do some up and down exercise.

I would love to explode my belongings by digging into your temple.

Hey baby, let’s go to my house and change your spawn location.

Want me to touch your fuel rod?

When I saw you, my Sapling grew!

Am I lagging, or did your smile just make time stand still?

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Smooth Minecraft Pick Up Lines

I didn’t know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you.

Are you good at fishing in Minecraft? Because you certainly hooked me!

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.

I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’

Where’s my bucket of water? You are too hot!

If you were a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun.’

Hey baby, are you a diamond because you are pretty special.

I feel hacked by you because you remind me of the dragon egg.

Wanna make your bed-rock? I'll be your professional miner.

You are about to make my creeper explode!

Hey girl, you're a tree farm because there's too much wood here.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

Don’t eat my cake! You’re sweet enough already.

I think I’m Minecraft gravel because I’m falling for you.

Are you a block of dirt? Because I dig you.

Are you a Minecraft wolf? Because I’d love to give you my bone.

I think I’m sand because I’m falling for you.

Redstone is red. Lapis is blue. I would give up my chest just to be with you.

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Flirting Minecraft Pick Up Lines

Would you like to tame me?

Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

512×512 is a perfect texture pack. Perfect like you.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

Feeling like sand because you make me fall for you.

Have some rest; I’ll do the digging.

I lost my number…can I have yours?

Smile if you wanna take me on a date.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

Did I tell you I’m writing a book? It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.

If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

Are you Netflix? Coz I can watch you for hours.

Cute and Sweet Minecraft Pickup Lines

Can I borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it back.

Did you just come out of oven, because you sure are hot.

Are you a ninja? Because you keep jumping in my heart.

I think your beauty is out of this world. Do you work at NASA?

Hello child, are you a precious stone since you are really extraordinary.

There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.

Do you come with coffee and cream because you are my sugar.

Would you like to tame me?

You are so cute! Wanna be my Steve?

Are you wifi because I think we have a connection!

I lost my Teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

My parents said, ‘God bless you.’ It just got real.

My heart is full. Are you a health potion?

You should be rock. Since I’m succumbing to you!

Your heart is my favorite diamond.

You’re so cute it’s distracting.

You must be ice because I’ve been waiting to pick you up for a long time.

Can we shake hands? I want to tell everyone I shook hands with the girl Herobrine lost his eyes over.

Hey baby I want you to install your texture pack.

Is it accurate to say that you are a chest? Since I have a ton to place in you.

Be my Enderman and take me away.

Conclusion

There you have it! A list of funny, flirty, and cute Minecraft pickup lines to use. Whether you’re looking for love in the game or in real life, these lines are sure to help you score a date. So go ahead and give them a try!

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