Super Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines (Guys, Girls, Best for 2023)

Looking for funny Tinder pick up lines? If you're single and looking for love, Tinder is a great app to use. But if you're looking to score some points with your matches, you'll need some funny Tinder pick up lines. 

It is so much fun to meet new people and to engage in a playful matter. You are talking to someone that you have never met before, so why not make a great and memorable first impression. So here’s the list of some best and funny tinder pick up lines to use!

Note: Great for use on Bumble, Hinge, OKCupid, and more!

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Best Tinder Pick Up Lines Overall

Pick-up lines can be a great way to break the ice and get a conversation started. But not all pickup lines are created equal. Some are cheesy, some are sleazy, and some are just plain wrong.

I'm sorry, I don't think we've met before. My name's _______, what's yours?

I’m researching important dates in history, do you want to be mine?

Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my 


Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I'm not really good at pick-up lines, but that doesn't matter because you're the one I want to pick up.

Are you a parking ticket? because you've got FINE written all over you.

I'm not really good at pick-up lines, but I just wanted to let you know that 

you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.

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Do you have a map? because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Do you work for UPS? because I could've sworn I saw you checking me out.

I'm not really good at pick-up lines, but I would love to take you out for a drink sometime.

Have you been to the doctor lately? because I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? because you look like an angel to me.

Do you have a Band-Aid? because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we match again?

Do you like bagels? Because you’re bae goals.

Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

If you could be any comic book character, who would you be?

You sound busy…any chance of adding me to your to-do list?

So I’ve been trying to come up with a good psychology pickup line for you, but I’m aFreud I couldn’t come up with any.

Truth or dare?

You look like you love a good adventure! What’s one of the best ones you’ve had so far?

So, are you the kind I’d find climbing mountains and acing the diamond slopes, or chilling on the beach with a glass of wine?

Just wanted to let you know, you have some cute on your face.

They say Tinder is a numbers game… So can I get your number?

I think I saw you on Spotify. You were listed as the hottest single?

Do you have an Instagram? My mom always told me to follow my dreams.

Rose are red, violets are blue, how did I get so lucky to match with you?

You sound busy…any chance of adding me to your to-do list?

You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least interesting thing about you. I’d love to know more.

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Best Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines can be a great way to start a conversation. But be warned - some people may not find them as funny as you do. So use with caution!

If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

Your profile made me stop in my tracks.

Sunday mornings are for: a) cuddles in bed b) champagne breakfast c) as many pancakes as you can eat

Congratulations. You matched with the nerdiest (or any other self-depricating adjective) guy on Tinder. To celebrate you’re awarded a drink at your bar of choice

Forget hydrogen. You should be the number one element!

What’s a perfect gentleman like me doing without your phone number?

I thought happiness started with an “h,” but I guess it actually starts with “u.”

Drinks or coffee this week?

Your profile made me stop in my tracks.

Two truths and a lie! Go!

Are you a gardener? I like your tulips.

I usually go for 8’s, but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.

You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.

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Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

I see you’re serving a life sentence for being sexy, but that’s OK, I like a bad girl/boy.

Do you know what I have in common with the Little Mermaid? We both want to be part of your world.

Are you the COVID vaccine? Because I would never turn you down.

A three-day weekend is coming up. Are you a) heading for the mountains b) going to the beach c) sleeping till noon d) partying all night?

Heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad at everything.” blink instead of wink

Hey, you’re beautiful. Can I tell you that again next Saturday over dinner?

Are your parents' bakers? They sure made a cutie pie.

You’re seriously hot. And I’m seriously happy we matched.

Do you have an Instagram? My mom always told me to follow my dreams.

I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

Just tell me you don’t clap after your plane lands, and we can go ahead and get married.

Forget hydrogen. You should be the number one element!

Are you my last 1099 check? Because I want 100% of you.

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

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Cute Tinder Pick Up Lines

Kiss me if I’m wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right?

If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.

I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off.

Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.

Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.

Are you a piece of art? Because I’d like to nail you up on my wall. Wow!

I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.

Do you like Nintendo? Cause Wii would look good together.

Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart.

You’re the type of girl I’d let sit on my face for a long period of time.

I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw your photo on my app.

Know Whats on the menu? Me-N-U.

You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

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Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Who doesn't love a good cheesy pickup line? They may not be the most original or thoughtful, but they can be a lot of fun. And sometimes, that's all you need to start a great conversation.

Do you come here often? No? Well, I’d like to change that.

Are you http? Because without you I’m just ://

All your pics came through at a 45-degree angle. Guess you’re acute-y.

Do you ever wear fishnets? Because you’re a real catch.

Do you like cheese? Would you like to brie with me?

Do you play soccer? You look like a keeper.

Tell me I just won the cheesy pickup line competition!

Did you fall in a pile of sugar? You’re looking super sweet. 

Are you a gardener? I like your tulips.

Are you German? I’d like to be Ger-man!

Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.

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There you have it! The best Tinder pick-up lines overall, as well as some cute and cheesy ones that are sure to start a great conversation. So go out there and put your best foot forward. You never know where a simple "Hi" might lead.

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