Unique Tinder Pick Up Lines (New for 2022)

Looking for the best tinder pick up lines? It's the digital age, and you know what that means- the art of pick-up lines has taken on a whole new form. Instead of relying on cheesy one-liners and corny jokes, singles today are turning to date apps to help them score a date.

And while Tinder is undoubtedly the king of dating apps, finding that perfect opening line can be tricky. So if you're looking for some inspiration, check out these hilarious. Tinder pick-up lines will definitely get you a date.

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Best Tinder Pick Up Lines

What’s a perfect gentleman like me doing without your phone number?

Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

Hello* pretends to be a waiter* – Here’s your icebreaker garnished with awkwardness.

Favorite meal: Thai, Italian or French?

Tell me, what can I say to impress you?

Do you have a personality as intriguing as your eyes?

Cheesy chat-up line, gif war, or blind date?

If you were a dessert, what would you be?

Two truths and a lie! Go!

Are you a gardener? I like your tulips.

Roses are red, violets are blue, how did I get so lucky to match with you?

Drinks or coffee this week?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

We matched! Does that mean you’re coming over to my place tonight, or should we meet and establish we aren’t serial killers or living with our parents first?

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You’re so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line.

Choose a dream job: puppy photographer or pizza critic?

Truth or dare?

You look like you love a good adventure! What’s one of the best ones you’ve had so far?

You sound busy but is there any chance of adding me to your to-do list?

So, are you the kind I’d find climbing mountains and acing the diamond slopes, or chilling on the beach with a glass of wine?

I’m researching important dates in history, do you want to be mine?

Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed up things in the world? Like why is there a ‘D’ in ‘fridge’ but no ‘D’ in ‘refrigerator’?

Do you have a personality as intriguing as your eyes?

Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Do you know the best thing about kisses? If you don’t like them, you can always return them.

Do you like sleeping? Me too, we should do it together sometime.

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So, are you the kind I’d find climbing mountains and acing the diamond slopes, or chilling on the beach with a glass of wine?

Sorry, it took me so long to message you, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.

Just tell me you don’t clap after your plane lands, and we can go ahead and get married.

I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but from what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy.

I’d tell you you’re cute, but someone else probably did that already, so you describe yourself in three emojis instead!

If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? a) Pancakes b) bacon and eggs c) crèpes d) acai bowl e) something else?

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m ____.

Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Are we, like, married now?

On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or cuddling with me?

What’s your favorite place to get takeout from? I’ll order for us and we can never leave my place again!

I’d ask if you’re into threesomes, but I’d hate to assume.

Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?

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Hi, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.

Are you the COVID vaccine? Because I would never turn you down.

A three-day weekend is coming up. Are you a) heading for the mountains b) going to the beach c) sleeping till noon d) partying all night?

Send me your favorite GIF so I get to know you better.

Your profile made me stop in my tracks.

Funny Tinder Pick-Up Lines

If you're looking for some funny Tinder pick-up lines to make your match laugh, you've come to the right place. From cheesy ones that will break the ice, to flirty messages that'll help you stand out from the rest, we've got you covered.

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Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.

What's a perfect gentleman like myself doing without your phone number?

On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.

I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw your photo on my app.

Congratulations. You matched with the nerdiest (or any other self-deprecating adjective) guy on Tinder. To celebrate you’re awarded a drink at your bar of choice.

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I would totally swap bodily fluids with you.

Let's have a dinner party but we are the only two people invited.

I just scarped my knee falling for you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put "U" and "I" together.

If you were a comic book character, you would be the robin to my batman.

I bet you drive all the guys crazy.

Hope you bought kiss proof lipstick for our first date.

Are you a bank loan because you got my interest?

This must be love at first sight.

Do you believe in love at first swipe, or should we unmatch and give it another try?

I'm not saying I'd be absolutely devastated if you didn't reply to this message, but...I would be pretty darn sad.

You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

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I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

I see you’re serving a life sentence for being sexy, but that’s OK, I like a bad girl/boy.

Do you know what I have in common with the Little Mermaid? We both want to be part of your world.

So what do you do for a living besides looking absolutely stunning?

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Hey beautiful, will you be my Netflix and chill buddy?

Forget hydrogen. You should be the number one element!

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Cute Tinder Pick-Up Lines

My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.

Are you the square root of 1? Because you seriously can't be real.

Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. What’s up?

You’re seriously cute, but here’s the dealbreaker: do you, or do you not eat marmite?

Send me your favorite GIF so I get to know you better.

Do you like bagels? Because you’re bae goals.

Do you play soccer? You look like a keeper.

You’re the type of girl I’d let sit on my face for a long period of time.

I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw your photo on my app.

Are you a gardener? I like your tulips.

Are you from Tennessee originally? No? Oh, from where then?

Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.

Do you like Nintendo? Cause Wii would look good together.

Know what's on the menu? Me-N-U.

Do you ever wear fishnets? Because you’re a real catch.

Is your Bluetooth enabled? I feel like we could pair.

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Conclusion

While cheesy pick-up lines might not work all the time, they can be a fun way to break the ice and get a conversation started. And if you’re looking for some inspiration, we’ve got you covered – get an idea from the above listed best Tinder pick-up lines.

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