Unique Harry Potter Pick Up Lines (150+ New for 2023)

Looking for the best harry potter pick up lines? If you're looking for a way to break the ice with that special someone, why not try using a Harry Potter pickup line? These lines are sure to make them laugh, and might just help you snag a date!

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Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines

If you were a Quaffle, I'd catch you.

Let me take you to the Quidditch World Cup, I have a personal invitation to the minister’s box.

I don’t need Defense Against the Dark Arts, more like a defense against your seductive arts!

If I was yours, I’d get a tattoo so you could summon me anytime.

You had me at "You're a wizard."

Let’s have a little drink of Felix Felicis and see if we can get lucky.

You must get top marks in Charms class, you’re a natural!

I think I’m getting pretty good at Divination – I see you and me together for a long long time!

You belong in the Honeydukes stockroom because you’re so sweet.

I wish I had a Time Turner so I could make a better first impression on you.

You’re like a sip of Veritaserum, I’ll tell you anything you want to know – just ask!

Hey, you’re a girl, can I take you to the Yule Ball?

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I’ll be anyone you want me to be. I’ve got the polyjuice potion, just give me the hair.

When I get a sniff of love potion, it smells like a home-cooked dinner with you.

What's your favorite flavor of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans? Mine is earwax.

Hey, you’re a girl, can I take you to the Yule Ball?

Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.

harry potter pick up lines

Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!

I’m like the Firebolt, the most expensive ride around here (but don’t worry, not the fastest).

Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.

Being with you is like Christmas at the Burrow, cozy and safe and full of good spirit.

I heard you were in Gryffin-whore, because you let every wizard slyther-in.

Even though I am in Gryffindor, every time I see you something in my pants is Slytherin!

I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!

Let’s play a game. Try and throw your Quaffle through my hoop.

Call me Marcus Belby. Hermoine says I’ve got more tentacles than a snargaluff plant.

You’re like the Philosopher’s Stone, aren’t you? I’ll have to overcome many challenges to get to you, but it’s definitely worth it.

I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!

You must be a Snitch because I’ve been seeking you my whole life.

Ever been in a “Tri-Wizard Tournament” before? You could be if you put your name in my Goblet of Fire.

I'm not being paranoid, I'm just always alert for Dementors.

harry potter pick up lines

You must be a Dementor because you took my soul.

Don't worry, I'm not a Snitch.

I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

I'm no Animagus, but sometimes I can be a real animal.

My name might not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood.

You’re like a chocolate frog, sweet and full of bounce!

Are you a hippogriff? Because I’ll always approach you with the utmost respect.

You’re like the Philosopher’s Stone, aren’t you? I’ll have to overcome many challenges to get to you, but it’s definitely worth it.

If the merpeople kidnapped you, I’d save you – after all, they only did it because you’re the most important person to me!

My pegasus-pulled chariot is out front if you ever fancy a weekend in France.

Hogwarts related Pick Up Lines

You had me at “Harry Potter.”

Are we in the Room of Requirements? Because I require you.

Mind if I Weasley my way into your heart?

Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

My wand has chosen you!

Me without you is like Fred without George.

Harry Potter may be the Boy Who Lived, but you’re my Chosen One.

Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

Are you sure you’re a muggle? Because you look magical.

I am SIRIUS-ly into you.

I'd let you handle my wand any day!

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

Clean Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines

Let me take you to the Quidditch World Cup, I have a personal invitation to the minister’s box.

You can come and check out my broom anytime.

Dumbledore would be so proud if we hooked up.

You make my wand twitch.

You had me at “You’re a wizard, Harry.”

I would go through the Triwizard Tournament for you.

I know you’re the Chosen One, but can I choose you?

I’m just like Oliver Wood, baby. I’m a keeper!

You’re the only thing that makes sense in the world of Muggles.

I would risk my soul for you.

You make my heart race faster than a speeding Hogwarts Express.

Your eyes are as green as Hufflepuff’s robes.

You’re so hot, my wand is bent.

You make me feel as though I can conquer Voldermort himself.

Your beauty makes the morning sun look like Dumbledore’s beard.

I would gladly take a Dementor’s Kiss from you.

I would go through the Forbidden Forest for you.

You could be my Draco to my Hermione.

I’d take a Howler from you any day.

You make my stomach do flips like a Beater on a Quidditch team.

You give new meaning to the term “Expelliarmus”

You could be my Hogwarts sweetheart.

Your smile lights up the Great Hall like the Sorting Hat.

You’re as smooth as Butterbeer.

I would fight all of Voldemort’s Death Eaters for you.

You make my scar tingle.

You’re the only thing that makes the Dursleys tolerable.

I would drink Polyjuice Potion for you.

You make me feel like I’m under the Imperius Curse.

I would take a Boggart in my bedroom if it meant I got to see you every day.

You could be my Hogsmeade weekend getaway.

I would go through the Seven Potters for you.

My love for you is stronger than the Dark Lord’s curse.

You make my heart do a Patronus.

Your smile is brighter than the sun.

You make me feel as though I could fly.

You’re the only thing that makes waking up at 4:00 am for Quidditch practice worthwhile.

I would fight You-Know-Who himself if it meant I could be with you.

My love for you is stronger than the Imperius Curse.

You make my heart race faster than a Quidditch match.

More Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

You have unforgettable eyes – like Lily Potter’s.

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Uh oh, better cook me up a Wolfsbane potion, I feel I’m about to become a real animal!

Did you just say “Wingardium Leviosa”? Cause you’ve got me rising, baby.

Are you The Monster Book of Monsters? You’re wild, but I think if I give you a back rub, you might calm down.

I don’t need to look into the Mirror of Erised to know that you’re everything I desire.

It’s like I’m Severus Snape, and you’re the Defense Against the Dark Arts post; I keep trying to get to you and finally I will.

Are you a death eater? Because AzkaDAMN.

Get out of my dreams, and into my enchanted flying Ford Anglia.

Are you the flying Ford Anglia? Because even if you’d been living in the woods for months, I’d be grateful to get inside you.

Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?

Can I Slytherin your Ravenclaw, or would you rather Hufflepuff my Gryffindor?

If you’re looking for a smart and loyal bird, call me Hedwig.

You're my my "half blood prince" become the whole blood prince.

I'd go into the deathly hallows for you.

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

Have you heard of platform 9 3/4, because I can't think of anyone else with the exact same measurements.

Are you using Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?

I'd tackle the golden snitch for you.

Did I see you in professor Flitwick's class?

I'd find you on marauders maps.

Let's play quidditch tonight, in my bedroom.

There's no dark wizard here.

I bought a pair of Vanishing Cabinets – I set one up in my bedroom, just tell me where to put the other.


If you're looking for a little magic in your love life, why not give one of these Harry Potter pick-up lines a try? They may just sweep your crush off their feet. And who knows, maybe you'll even find true love with someone special. As long as you keep an open mind and stay away from the dark side, anything is possible!

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