Egg Puns (100+ Cracking Fun and New for 2022)

Looking for funny egg puns? Have someone at home who loves these delicious treats? Telling a pun on a birthday card or Valentine's Day card can be a great way to bring a smile to someone's day. A good pun makes everyone laugh.

Try one of these fantastic egg puns on your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, kids, or friends!

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Best Egg Puns

Eggs definitely have made their way to the list of best foods - fried, poached, or scrambled! They make a power-packed breakfast or brunch as they are high on proteins.

Eggs are not just an eggs-cellent source of protein but also give us some good laughs with a variety of egg jokes and puns.

One of the trick to creating a good egg pun lies in replacing words beginning with “ex" with "egg". With this in mind, we've brought together some of the best egg puns which will get you cracked up for sure.

Where does an Eskimo store their eggs? In an eggloo!

Why did the egg cross the road? because he had to get to the Shell station

What is a scared egg called? It is called Terri-fried!

Why did the egg get late for his school? He did not study for his egg-sam! 

How did the hen reach work fast? By using egg-spress lanes!

What is the favorite coffee of a chicken? It has to be Egg-spresso!

Why should you be careful regarding what you speak around an egg white? Because it just cannot tolerate a yolk!

Why people love to have hard-boiled eggs? Because they are quite hard to beat

What did a hen tell her chick? "Don't you dare eggnore me”

Why did an egg fail in his driving test? He loved to eggcelerate all the time!

What do you call a naughty egg? A very Practical yolker!

Why the farmer would not let the hen inside his house? Because she laid deviled eggs!

What is an egg who loves a safari, called? An eggsplorer.

Every morning what would Mr. Egg say to Mrs. Egg? “Wish you an eggstra special day!”

When the egg saw a frying pan, what did it do? The egg scrambled!

How do the chickens remain fit? They love to eggs-ercise!

After a tiring day in the farm, how did the chicken feel? Eggs-hausted!

Why was the egg hiding behind its mother? Because he was just a lil chicken!

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One-liner egg puns

Where can you learn all about eggs? From a Hen-cyclopedia!

Which is the worse day of an egg? Fry-Day

When should you eat an egg? Always at the crack of dawn

Why was the chicken sad? Because he got eggs-pelled from school!

What did the egg say after an amazing breakfast? It was egg-ceptional and egg-cellent!

What is the motivational phrase of an egg? Always stay on the sunny side up!

What is the favourite sport of every egg? Running!

Why did the eggs run fast?They were scared of getting beaten up!

Why were the eggs stolen by a man? Because he loved poached eggs!

How did the burrito understand that she was ill? She got an eggs-amination done!

How will a hen leave the coop? Obviously through its eggs-it!

What was the name of Snow White’s hen? Egg White!

Easter is around the corner: it’s a do or dye situation!

What is a smart omelet called? A total egg-head!

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Egg puns for kids

What eggs does a monster like? Terri-fried eggs

How can you roll an egg? All it needs is a push!

How do you know if the egg is cooked well? Through Eggs-ray vision.

These eggs are beyond this world. What are they called? They are called Eggstraterrestial.

Why did the chicken stay up the whole night? Because it suffered from the Restless Egg Syndrome!

What did an egg say post being ghosted? Why do you egg-nore me? 

What did the egg say when another egg dashed into her? Egg-scuse me!

The worst crime for an egg - Poaching!

What did the hen tell her child? You are quite a rotten egg!

Why is the chef mean? Because he beats his eggs!

What do you call an egg who behaves weird? An egg-centric egg

Why did mama hen use soap to rinse the mouth of her chick? Because the chick used fowl language.

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Easter egg puns

What is a city with more than 25 million eggs called? New Yolk City.

Why dinosaurs do not lay eggs? Because they are now egg-stinct.

Do you have any egg jokes? Yes! I have a dozen of them.

What eggs are laid by a demonic hen? Deviled eggs.

The favorite shopping portal of a hen? The Federal Egg-spress.

What will the egg who meditates say? Ohmmmmmlet

Who is the author of the Great Egg-spectations? It was Charles Chickens.

What is a self-obsessed egg called? It is an eggomaniac.

If the egg doesn’t agree to leave its shell, what do we call it? It is called an egg-arophobic.

Why had the chicken to crack a safe? So that she could reach the nest egg.

How do the chickens stay fit and get stronger everyday? They egg-cersize!

Why are the eggs always bad with puns? Because they always end up mixing their yokes!

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How to tell a funny egg pun

Here is a simple way to tell a funny pun.

Look for good timing

Timing a pun is what's going to make it great. Are you in a car wash? Think about a pun that has to deal with water. Or on a first date? Try to break the ice and build a connection with a short joke.

Don't take it too seriously

A relaxed and easy going delivery is going to make the pun funny. Some people will enjoy it, while others might not. It's up to them! A good laugh is great medicine.

Memorize a few

Always have a few puns in your back pocket. Look for ideal moments. Remember, timing is everything when it comes to funny jokes!

Don't look to be the center of attention

Telling a funny pun can be a great way for introverted people to come out of their shell and display their personality. Although, it's best to avoid trying to be the center of attention. Avoid telling your pun too loudly. Or trying to interrupt an active conversation just to show off your humor.

Where to use egg puns

Puns can be a great way to make someone feel good. Use them in the following formats:

  • On social media captions (Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook, and TikTok).
  • On thank-you cards, birthday cards, "get well" cards, Valentine's Day cards, and more.
  • Randomly, when the moment strikes.

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