Fun Car Puns (Racing, Washing, and Funny for 2023)

When we look at cars, the first thought anyone has is never that this is a funny thing. But you know what, anything can be funny if the right mind looks at it. Unsurprisingly, some really funny people have also found a way to make cars funny through puns. Puns are difficult to nail, but we have a list of fantastic car puns that will leave you in stitches.

Car puns are hilarious yet intelligent and would leave you curious, amazed, and laughing. To find out the best car puns across numerous domains or categories, keep reading and buckle up to roll on the floor with laughter.

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Best car puns

Some of the best car puns are the simplest attempts at humor. These are so simple that you will think, “why didn’t I think of that?”. Some of the best car puns of all time are:

Q: What do you call a Ford Fiesta that just would not work?

A: A Ford Siesta.

Q: What would you call a Latino male who has lost his car?

A: Carlos.

Q: What car does Yoda drive?

A: A Toyoda.

Q: What car do snakes drive?

A: An AnaHonda.

Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?

A: Don’t look! I am changing.

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Car racing puns

Car racing is a popular sport, and while a small part of it happens legally, other illegal forms are also quite popular across the world. This shared interest in car racing has also tickled some people’s fancy to come up with the best car racing puns. Some of the top choices in this category include:

One-liner: I could not buckle my seatbelt for the longest time, but then it clicked.

Q: What happens when Kermit the Frog gets into a crash?

A: His car gets toad.

Q: What you you call a car caring spud?

A: A Crashed potato.

Q: What has four wheels and starts with G, A, S?

A: A Car.

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Car wash puns

Car washing, whether through a car wash station or when giving your car to an agency, you can find numerous hilarious moments. Some of these moments have been put into puns and are relatable for everyone. Some of the top car wash puns are:

Q: What type of snakes can you find in all cars?

A: Vipers.

Q: I drove my Subi into a river.

A: Now it’s a Scubaru.

Q: Son: Dad, Can I wash the car with you?

A: Dad: Well, I don’t know son, I prefer using a sponge.

One-liner: I got in an accident at the car wash. It was a clean strike!

Q: Which president washed his own car?

A: George Washing-ton.

Q: Husband: I will probably run through a car wash on my way back home.

A: Wife: Oh Darling you aren’t that fat!

Valentine's day car puns

You would think valentines day, and car puns do not make sense. However, the two can be closely related. Believe it or not, there are some iconic valentines day car puns, and you would not want to miss out on the following few:

Q: Will you be my Valentine?

A: Why?

Q: Because I Chev-really LUV you

Q: What did the tornado say to the car it had a crush on?

A: Wanna go for a quick spin?

Q: Why did the taxi driver run out of business?

A: Because he kept driving his customers away.

Q: How do two cars greet each other?

A: Long Time, no seat!

Q: What did one car say to another?

A: I a-door you.

Father's day car puns

Fathers across the globe are just nuts about protecting their cars. It is one of the few things that they care about. This is a universal truth, which has acted as an inspiration for many father’s day car puns. Some of the best of them include:

Q: Where do you send an old Volkswagen?

A: To an Old Volks Home.

Q: What type of fuel cars does Vin prefer?

A: Diesel Cars.

Q: What do you get when your pet loves staying in your car?

A: A Carpet.

Q: Where would a dog park his car?

A: A barking lot.

Q: Why is it a bad idea to drive a car with just one headlight?

A: Because it is not very bright.

Halloween car puns

Just like valentines day, Halloween and cars can also be put together to create some epic car puns. While not too many, the following are the best Halloween car puns of all time:

Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in the car crash?

A: He’s all Right now.

Q: Hey, want to see my new ride?

A: Oh, I don’t know. I am really scared of Spyders!

Q: Why did the criminal instantly confess upon getting caught?

A: He was scared of the looming threat of a thorough Probe-ing.

Q: When are you at a higher risk of crashing your car?

A: When you are driving tyred.

How to tell a funny car pun

Here is a simple way to tell a funny pun.

Look for good timing

Timing a pun is what's going to make it great. Are you in a car wash? Think about a pun that has to deal with water. Or on a first date? Try to break the ice and build a connection with a short joke.

Don't take it too seriously

A relaxed and easy going delivery is going to make the pun funny. Some people will enjoy it, while others might not. It's up to them! A good laugh is great medicine.

Memorize a few

Always have a few puns in your back pocket. Look for ideal moments. Remember, timing is everything when it comes to funny jokes!

Don't look to be the center of attention

Telling a funny pun can be a great way for introverted people to come out of their shell and display their personality. Although, it's best to avoid trying to be the center of attention. Avoid telling your pun too loudly. Or trying to interrupt an active conversation just to show off your humor.

Where to use car puns

Puns can be a great way to make someone feel good. Use them in the following formats:

  • On social media captions (Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook, and TikTok).
  • On thank-you cards, birthday cards, "get well" cards, Valentine's Day cards, and more.
  • Randomly, when the moment strikes.

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