Juicy Water Puns (120+ Funny and New for 2023)

You can never get enough water puns if you're anything like us. They make you laugh and happy — two things we could all use a little more of in our lives! If you're feeling down or just want a good laugh, check out these 50+ water puns that will have you swimming in happy tears.

So water you waiting for! Read on!

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Best water puns

Generally good water puns to use.

  1. If you don't want to drink the water, at least swim in it.
  2. I'm not a big fan of H 2 O, but I love O 2 H.
  3. Water you waiting for? Drink up!
  4. Is your water cold enough? It should be chilly!
  5. What did the water say to the other water? "You're looking thirsty!"
  6. How is water like a politician? It's always in search of a platform.
  7. If you don't know what H2O is, then you must be O-verly dry!
  8. What did one ocean say to the other? Not a word; it just waved.
  9. What does the sea tell the river? You can flow, but you'll never tide.
  10. Why do sharks only swim in salt water? Because they can't stand the pepper!
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Water bottle puns

Funny puns about water bottles.

  1. Why was the water so angry? Because it had been bottled up for too long!
  2. How does a water bottle whistle? It pours out a little air and makes a whistling sound.
  3. What's a water bottle's favorite type of music? H2O-Pop!
  4. Why couldn't the water bottle sue Twitter? Because it had nothing to say.
  5. The police just came to my house and arrested my bottle of water. They said it was wanted in 3 states: solid, liquid and gas.
  6. My roommate keeps taking my water bottle out of the refrigerator, and it's driving me crazy. It's not cool, man.
  7. What's a water bottle's favorite game to play? Follow the litre.
  8. To the water in my spray bottle who’s going away: You will be mist.
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Water puns for Instagram captions

The best H20 puns for social media captions.

  1. I watched the sunset and then rise again, trying to find its end. And it dawned on me.
  2. What happens when you prod a water bottle? Tap water.
  3. Whether it's high tide or low tide, I'll be there for you.
  4. Why did the lake go out with the river? He heard she had a bubbly character & attitude.
  5. Why does water never laugh at jokes? Because he was never a fan of dry humor.
  6. What do you call water that is good & healthy for you? Well water.
  7. See you, boiled water. You’ll definitely be mist!
  8. How can you make a water bed more bouncy? Use spring water.
  9. I’m an aquaholic
  10. This is my resting beach face.
  11. Sea, I will never cease my water puns.
  12. Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube? He could not stream the video!
  13. Don’t you believe me? Fine, water-ever floats your boat!
  14. Why are oceans so meticulous? They prefer to live in the pacific.
  15. I always thought water couldn't freeze, but now icy.
  16. What did the new water bottle ask the old one? Water you doing today?
  17. What did the water bottle tell the spy? The name's bond, Hydrogen bond.
  18. How do you prepare holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
  19. I heard a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke, for sure.

Funny water puns

  1. What would happen if you threw boiling water down a rabbit hole? You get hot cross bunnies.
  2. Did you hear that the ocean and the sea gave birth to a buoy? It's a float, in case you were wondering.
  3. Do you know when it rains money? When there's some change in the weather!
  4. How can you tell that Monday is approaching? Because it's MonSoon.
  5. Sea, I told you before these water puns are funny
  6. I can swim for about 20 minutes without breaking a sweat.
  7. What happens if a table gets water on it? It becomes a pool table.
  8. The ocean is always on time because she likes to stay current.
  9. Yes, seas do say goodbye to each other. They wave and ripple as if they're blowing kisses.

Water polo puns

Here are some funny water polo puns to wet your whistle:

  1. Have you heard about the blonde water-polo player? His horse drowned.
  2. Fish rarely play water polo because they're generally intimidated by the net.
  3. What did the goalkeeper say to the ball? See you later.
  4. What kind of fish might not participate in water polo? A dead one!
  5. What type of exercise is best for a water polo player? Pool-ups are the way to go!
  6. Elephants can't play water polo because they always lose their trunks!
  7. What's the equivalent of a high-five in water polo? They Wave!

So there you have it, our top water puns to help you stay hydrated this year. Enjoy these jokes as much as we do!

How to tell a funny water pun

Here is a simple way to tell a funny pun.

Look for good timing

Timing a pun is what's going to make it great. Are you in a car wash? Think about a pun that has to deal with water. Or on a first date? Try to break the ice and build a connection with a short joke.

Don't take it too seriously

A relaxed and easy going delivery is going to make the pun funny. Some people will enjoy it, while others might not. It's up to them! A good laugh is great medicine.

Memorize a few

Always have a few puns in your back pocket. Look for ideal moments. Remember, timing is everything when it comes to funny jokes!

Don't look to be the center of attention

Telling a funny pun can be a great way for introverted people to come out of their shell and display their personality. Although, it's best to avoid trying to be the center of attention. Avoid telling your pun too loudly. Or trying to interrupt an active conversation just to show off your humor.

Where to use water puns

Puns can be a great way to make someone feel good. Use them in the following formats:

  • On social media captions (Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook, and TikTok).
  • On thank-you cards, birthday cards, "get well" cards, Valentine's Day cards, and more.
  • Randomly, when the moment strikes.

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