World's Best Pickup Lines (240+ for Guys, Girls, Tinder in 2022)

Are you looking for the world's best pickup lines? You know the feeling. You're out at a bar with your friends, and you spot someone across the room that you'd like to get to know better. But you don't want to seem too eager, so what do you do? You try out one of those cheesy pick up lines that everyone seems to know.

And it works! Suddenly, you're engaged in conversation, and before you know it, you've got a date for Saturday night. If you're looking to up your flirting game, check out these 240+ cheesy-but-cute pick up lines. You're sure to find one that will work for you!

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Cheesy pick up lines

Here are some cheesy pick up lines for you to use on that special someone.

  1. Are you a UFO? 'Cause you just abducted my heart.
  2. Are you lost? Because heaven is far away from here.
  3. You + Me = Paradise
  4. Can I borrow a kiss? I'll return it with interest.
  5. If you were a fruit, you'd probably be a fineapple.
  6. Do you have a map? 'Cause I'm lost in your eyes.
  7. Do you want to see the stars tonight? (No.) Well then, how about tomorrow night?
  8. Excuse me, but do these stairs go up or down
  9. Do you mind if I walk you home? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  10. How could I, a perfect gentleman, continue on without your phone number?
  11. What's the best way to spend a relaxing Sunday? All day, Netflix, getting lost in a museum, or snuggling with me?
  12. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe
  13. What would you have for breakfast if we were at home snuggling on a rainy Sunday morning? a) bacon and eggs b)Pancakes c) acai bowl d) crèpes e) something else?
  14. Damn, you have a dog! Does that imply I'll never reclaim the title of "best ever cuddler"?
  15. Are you a carbon sample? I want to date you.
  16. Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
  17. Feel my shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material.

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Funny pick up lines

Here are some funny (but still effective) pick up lines:

  1. Are you a library book? 'Cause I'm checking you out.
  2. Are you Jewish? 'Cause Oy Vey You're HOT!
  3. Are you living in a cornfield, because I'm starting to stalk you.
  4. You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Blizzard tonight!
  5. I’d tell you how sexy you are, but someone else probably did that already, so you describe yourself in three emojis instead!
  6. Do you like raisins? What are your thoughts on a date?

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Best pick up lines

  1. You're prettier than Jennifer Lawrence.
  2. You smell like strawberries!
  3. Do you have a boyfriend? 'Cause you're the only one I'm interested in tonight.
  4. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy!
  5. Can I borrow a quarter? Because I want to tell my mother that I just met the girl of my dreams.
  6. Have we met before? 'Cause you look familiar...

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Smooth pick up lines

  1. You're the prettiest girl in this room... and I'm not just saying that because you're standing next to me.
  2. You're so sweet, you've driven Hershey's out of business.
  3. You must be Chapstick, because you're the da bam!
  4. Could you try calling my phone to see if it works? I'm not sure, but I think there's something wrong with it.
  5. You must be a rather significant textbook passage since seeing you is my daily highlight.
  6. Have you been to the doctor lately? I'm concerned that you're lacking Vitamin Me.
  7. I believe in pursuing my ambitions. Can I have your Instagram username?
  8. You're the best song on the album if you were a song.

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Cringe pick up lines

  1. If I'm vinegar, you must be baking soda. You make me feel bubbly!
  2. Do you just fart? Because you blew me away.
  3. Are you a vampire? 'cause you just sucked the life out of me!
  4. I'd like to see what's under your blouse.
  5. If you could transform into any machine, you would be 'Optimus Fine.'
  6. Is your name Google? Because you have all I'm searching for.
  7. Are you my appendix? Because the feeling inside makes me want to take you out.

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Cute pick up lines

  1. I always thought that Disneyland was the ‘happiest location on Earth.’ But now that I've had a chance to stand here next to you, I understand what it means to be truly happy.
  2. Do you have a map? (Because I want to find my way to your heart).
  3. Are you an electrician? You brightened up my day!

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Tinder pick up lines

  1. Are you an exorcist? 'Cause you've got the devil in your eyes!
  2. Girl, your body is writing cheques your face can't cash!
  3. Damn girl, are those jeans Guess or Calvin Klein? Cause either way they're making me hard!

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Bumble pick up lines

Some of the bumble dating app pick up lines guaranteed to get a response:

  1. Do you mind if we skip the small talk and go straight to flirting?
  2. I usually go for 8's, but I suppose I'll have to settle for a 10.
  3. You're beautiful. I'm glad you're using Bumble.
  4. How are you doing today?
  5. Do you like to travel?
  6. What's your favorite food?
  7. (Compliment her hair, eyes, outfit, smile, etc.)
  8. Have you ever been to (her city/country)?
  9. What do you do for a living?
  10. Are you a Bumblebee? Cause you're buzzing in my ear.
  11. You must be a Bumblebee, cause you're the only thing that's buzzing in my life.
  12. Are you a Bumblebee? Cause you've got the swag of a queen bee.
  13. You look like the kind of girl who knows how to sting!
  14. Are you a Bumblebee? Cause I'm looking for some honey!
  15. You've got the looks of a queen bee and the attitude of a worker bee, so you must be a Bumblebee!
  16. I'm trying to think of something witty to say, but all I can think about is how gorgeous you look.
  17. So we matched, are we, like, married now?

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Pick up lines to use on girls

  1. You're so exquisite that you've made me forget my good pickup line from my mind.
  2. Do you happen to be French? Because Eiffel for you.
  3. Is it possible that you're made of grapes? Because you're as delicate as wine.

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Pick up lines to use on guys

  1. You don't need to use a pickup line on me, I'm already yours.
  2. If I could, can I borrow your abs for the day?
  3. Heya, I lost my phone number. Would it be okay if I borrow yours?
  4. I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw you.
  5. I think you are a magician, because every time I look at you, everything else vanishes.
  6. If kisses were water, I'd drink you every day.
  7. I may not be the best-looking girl around, but I'm the only one you're gonna get tonight!
  8. You are a thief 'because you stole my heart!
  9. Your license was suspended for driving all these girls crazy, right?
  10. Do you play football? Because you're a keeper!
  11. Let's flip a coin. Heads, you're mine. Tails, I'm yours.
  12. Are you from Australia? Because you fulfill all of my koala-fications.
  13. I think we should get coffee because I really like you a latte.
  14. Are you in boy scouts? Cuz you tie my heart in knots!

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Worst pick up lines

  1. Is it hot in here or are you making the room hot with your presence
  2. If I could, I'd be like water and seep into every crack and crevice of your body.
  3. You remind me of a donut... sugar-coated and irresistible.
  4. You know, if we had a baby, it would be as cute as you.

Clever pick up lines

  1. You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart without making a sound.
  2. If I could reach out and grab ahold of your hand, I would Ke$ha dance with you forever.
  3. Are you lost? Because heaven is further away from here.
  4. I always thought love at first sight was a myth, until the day I met you.

Math pick up lines

  1. Do you want to know why my x is so big? It's because I divide by 0!
  2. You and I would add up perfectly.
  3. I can tell that you’re pi (π), because you’re radial and always around.
  4. If I were the square root of -1, I’d be imaginary. But since I’m real, I need your number.
  5. Are you at a 45 degree angle? Because you are acute-y.
  6. I bet you and I could solve exponential equations together.
  7. I'm the reciprocal of pi, I can go on forever or come to a quick stop.
  8. You must be a radical because you've got me in awe!
  9. Can I integrate your curves?
  10. Do you want to solve a system problem with me?
  11. I hope you like numbers because you're going to be my favorite equation.
  12. You can call me the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle because I'm impossible to predict.
  13. I'm not a math major, but I can add up to a good time.
  14. Are you a compound interest? You're the best thing since sliced bread!
  15. Do you like science? Because I've got my ion you.
  16. I divide my love for you by zero; it's infinite.
  17. Are you a vector or a scalar? Because you're my everything.
  18. I bet you and I would generate some really neat geometry problems together.
  19. You're as beautiful as an equation with no solutions.
  20. If I were hypotenuse, the right angle would be dying to get with you.
  21. You must be a logarithm, because your base is eternally fascinating to me!
  22. Let's tango; I'll be the positive x and you can be the negative y...or maybe we could switch that around?
  23. Do you want to see the mathematical proof for why I think you're beautiful?
  24. If I could, I'd math all day with you!
  25. You must be one in a million, because there's no way anyone as beautiful as you could be real.
  26. My love for you is like pi... irrational and never-ending!
  27. Let's make some love-math together... Add A + B + C and we'll have the perfect equation!
  28. Do you like Math? Because I'm really good with fractions.
  29. If you were a math problem, I would always get the answer right.
  30. You must be a decimal because you're dividing my heart into pieces.
  31. You're so beautiful that you make me wish math was never invented.
  32. Are you a variable? Because you keep changing my world.
  33. Let's add each other on Facebook so we can have long conversations about integral and differential calculus together!

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Harry potter pick up lines

  1. You know, I'm a big fan of the Half-Blood Prince.
  2. So, are you a witch or a wizard?
  3. Do you want to see my scar?
  4. Are you sure you're not in Slytherin?
  5. I must be under the Imperius Curse, because I can't resist you.
  6. Are you going to Hogwarts or what?

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Chemistry pick up lines

Here are the cheesiest, corniest, and funniest chemistry pick up lines out there!

  1. Are you a quark? Because you're cute and Charmingly awkward.
  2. Are you a nucleus? Because I find myself wanting to surround you.
  3. Are you an atom? Because I want to bond with you.
  4. Are your electrons spinning? Cause you're my type of girl.
  5. Do you want to come over and help me calculate the Avogadro constant tonight?
  6. If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put U and I together.
  7. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
  8. Are you a compound of boron and nitrogen? Because you're BoraNitrogenous.
  9. I bet you're as sweet as sucrose!
  10. I wish I were your proton so I could be near your nucleus.
  11. Are you a mineral? Because you're my type!
  12. Are you magnesium oxide? Cause you look kind of MgOy!
  13. If I could, I'd put U in my solution to make the precipitation reaction...
  14. You must be potassium cyanide, because all night long cyanide has been Knockin' on my door.
  15. Are you a neutron star? Because you're incredibly hot.
  16. I wish I was your proton so I could be next to you forever.
  17. Are you a noble gas? Because you make my heart glow.
  18. If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put hydrogen and oxygen together to make water so I could make sweet love to you all night long.
  19. Are you made of copper and zinc? Because you are CuZn amazing!
  20. Are you magnesium oxide? Because you're my favorite oxide!
  21. You must be potassium because you're K-razy for me!

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Christmas pick up lines

  1. I'm not a Christmas present, but you can unwrap me any time you want.
  2. Merry Christmas! You're the best thing I've ever been wrapped up in.
  3. I wasn't really looking for a gift this year, but I think I found the perfect one.
  4. You're Rudolph's nose...all red and shiny and pretty.
  5. My love for you is like a present...it just keeps getting bigger every day.
  6. Is your name mistletoe? 'Cause you're making my heart stop Plymouth Rocking.
  7. You put the 'ho' on Christmas!

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Dad joke pick up lines

  1. Do you have a bandaid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
  2. Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only 10 I see!
  3. You must be a Hennessy because you're a classy and smooth criminal.
  4. Are your parents electricians? 'Cause you're sparking my interest.
  5. You’re like milk, I want to drink ya up!
  6. Are you an orphanage? 'Cause I wanna give orphans to

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Star wars pick up lines

  1. You captured my heart the way rebels captured the Death Star plans.
  2. I'm clearly attracted to the Force because Yoda only one for me.
  3. Did you get injured when you tumbled from Cloud City?
  4. You stole my heart as easily as the Republic took the Death Star plans.
  5. I adore you to the death star and back.

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Science pick up lines

  1. Are you a physicist? Because you've got potential energy written all over you.
  2. Are you Belgian? Because you've made my Bunsen burner go off.
  3. Are you a mathematician? Because you're one hot prime number.
  4. You must be a nuclear physicist, because you radiate me with your beauty.
  5. You're so beautiful that I'd gladly undergo beta decay just to spend eternity with you.
  6. Are my test results back yet? I think I'm in love with you!
  7. If beauty were energy, you would be the most powerful equation in the world!
  8. Girl, your curves are so sexy they could melt a metal alloy!
  9. You're the only carbon sample I need!
  10. I'm a physicist, and I know how to handle my quarks.
  11. Are you made of matter? Because you're attracting me.
  12. If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium next to Magnesium so that our love would be everlasting.
  13. Baby, if you were a mitochondrion, I'd want to be your electron carrier protein.
  14. Are you carbon based? Because you're really hot!
  15. You must be oxygen gas, because you're ravishing my bloodstream
  16. Let's make like enzymes and get it out of here.
  17. Let's make enzymes and catalyze our love!
  18. I'm falling for you faster than an electron dropped into a proton.

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Weird pick up lines

  1. Do you have any change? 'Cause I want to buy myself a drink...and your number.
  2. Do you have a mirror in your pockets, cuz I can see myself in your pants.
  3. Are you a beaver? Cuz damn!
  4. Can you grab my arm so I can tell my friends an angel touched me?
  5. Can you please take off your clothes so I can observe where you keep your wings concealed?

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Christian pick up lines

  1. Did you just get saved by grace, or are you just naturally beautiful?
  2. Can I borrow your Bible for a sec? I want to read about the woman who touched Jesus' cloak.
  3. I'm not sure what it is about you, but when I look into your eyes, it feels like I'm looking into the face of God.
  4. I'm sorry, but I cannot perform miracles. I only have enough bread and fish for 2 people.
  5. Have you ever been called an angel before? Because you look like one to me.
  6. You're prettier than any rose in my garden... and that's saying something, because I have a LOT of roses.
  7. Do you want to speak in tongues with me? Here is my phone number... Please call if you require prayer.
  8. Hey, don't be mad! But God told me to come talk to you.

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Country pick up lines

  1. Are you a model? Because you've got tenfold the beauty I'm used to seeing.
  2. Are you a CIA agent? Because you've got surveillance written all over you.
  3. Are you sure your parents weren't European royalty in another life? 'Cause baby, you're fit for a king or queen.
  4. Do I know your name? Or do I just know that your face is beautiful enough to grace the cover of magazines everywhere?
  5. Excuse me, miss, but have we met before? I feel like I should know your pretty face.

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Unique pick up lines

  1. I'm not a parking ticket...but you can't park without me.
  2. If kisses were water, I'd be swimming in yours!
  3. Are you a lamp? Because I want to turn you on!

Instagram pick up lines

  1. Do you have a boyfriend? 'Cause you look like you're missing a good man."
  2. Are you going to dinner later? Because you're definitely on my menu."
  3. Have we met before? You look really familiar... Oh wait, I remember now! You're the girl from my dreams!
  4. Hey, didn't your mother ever tell you it's not polite to stare?
  5. Can I help you with your shoes? Because I don't want you to fall for anyone else.

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Valentine's Day pick up lines

  1. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and I'm hella horny for you.
  2. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
  3. I hope you don't mind that I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day. If it's sweetness and smoothness you're craving, then I'm right here.

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Corny pick up lines

  1. Are your parents still together? ‘Cause you sure are a good looking kid.
  2. Do you have a boyfriend? ‘Cause if not, I’d like to be your boyfriend.
  3. Are those mirror pants? ‘Cause I can see myself in them… all day long.
  4. I'm not a pick up line, but can I borrow your heart?
  5. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
  6. Can I have your number? I promise to never call.
  7. I may not be the best looking guy around, but I'm the only one for you.
  8. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because that's where you belong.
  9. You're like a hurricane...beautiful and destructive.
  10. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  11. Are you a torch, because you light up my life

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Anime pick up lines

  1. Are you a samurai? Because you're my warrior.
  2. You may call me Luffy, as I'll bend anyway you ask.
  3. I don't need 99 souls, I only want yours.
  4. Did you master the Rasengan, because every time your hand touches me I get dizzy.
  5. I was just checking you out with my Sharingan from across the room.

Minecraft pick up lines

  1. Are you a diamond ore, because you're dazzling?
  2. Do you want to join my world?
  3. If I were to craft you a pickaxe, would you be my diamond?
  4. You must be made of obsidian, because you're hot!
  5. I bet you and I would make a pretty good coal mine.
  6. Do you want to go exploring with me? I'll show you some new cave systems!
  7. You must be an emerald, because you're amazing!
  8. I'd like to see what's under your dirt blocks.

Whether you’re single and ready to mingle or in a long-term relationship, we hope these cheesy pickup lines will make you laugh (and maybe even help you score a date). If you have any other favorite lines that didn’t make our list, feel free to share them in the comments below. And if you try out any of these lines, be sure to let us know how they worked for you!

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